Funny Fairytale for the girls

[Lucia]

''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all
the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous and was pleasant all the time. .........THE END.....

sounds bloody good to me

[Wilder Feger]

Lou! Sounds a lot like my life with a few exceptions!

K

[dink]

Boooooollox see where I went wrong now, I don't drink martini

[Wilder Feger]

Boooooollox see where I went wrong now, I don't drink martini

yeah, that's one of my exceptions, too... I'm a beer drinker from the word go!

[The Sorrow]

can't beat the ol cider